High School Football
Week 4
  • Edinburg Economedes 21 VS La Joya Juarez-Lincoln 7
    Final
  • La Joya Palmview 7 VS Roma 7
    Final (OT)
  • Edinburg Vela 28 VS PSJA Memorial 14
    3rd Quarter
  • Weslaco High 29 VS Harlingen High 30
    Final
  • Laredo Alexander 27 VS Sharyland High 35
    3rd Quarter
  • Corpus Christi Carroll 57 VS McAllen High 27
    Final
  • Port Isabel 32 VS Valley View 0
    3rd Quarter
  • Sharyland Pioneer 13 VS La Feria 28
    Final
  • Rio Hondo 0 VS Hidalgo 0
    September 19
  • PSJA North 18 VS Mission Veterans 33
    3rd Quarter
  • McAllen Rowe 16 VS Laredo United 65
    Final
  • Mission High 0 VS Edinburg High 2
    3rd Quarter
  • Progreso 10 VS Hebbronville 42
    Final
  • Pharr Oratory 0 VS Brownsville St. Joseph 62
    Final
  • Grulla 21 VS Lytle 34
    Final
  • Rio Grande City 9 VS Corpus Christi King 49
    Final
  • La Villa 6 VS Santa Rosa 14
    Final
  • Benavides 0 VS Santa Maria 40
    Final
  • Lasara 6 VS Agua Dulce 33
    Final
  • Edinburg North 14 VS McAllen Memorial 44
    Final
  • Weslaco East 21 VS La Joya High 20
    Final

9 Things That Look Easy in Movies But Are Hard in Real Life

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There are so many things that are conveniently easy in the movies but insanely difficult in real life . . . maybe even impossible. Here are nine classic examples . . .

  1. Swimming long distances underwater. Try this game: When someone goes underwater in a movie, try to hold your breath until they get some air themselves. Chances are you’ll lose.
  2. Guessing someone’s computer password. It’s always somebody’s daughter’s name, or if there’s a picture of a Maserati on the wall, then it’s “Maserati”.
    But is it EVER that easy? And besides, isn’t every site these days making you add numbers and other characters?
  3. Computer hacking. There always seems to be that guy who can get into the Department of Defense in, like, five seconds. And everybody in movies seems to KNOW that guy.
  4. Pulling someone up with only one arm. A baby, sure. A toddler, probably. But if most of us had to pull someone up who’s, like, 12 or older . . . with just one arm . . . that someone is going to fall into the volcano.
  5. Waking up from being knocked out. When you wake up from being knocked out, you’re in pain. SERIOUS pain. But in the movies, they come to and get right back to business.
  6. Jumping through a glass window. Movie characters usually have a few superficial cuts and scrapes when they go through windows. If any.
    YOU, on the other hand, would probably need stitches in several places. You might even need some parts reattached.
  7. Getting high-paying jobs at an early age. How many sexy twenty-somethings do you know who are Pulitzer Prize-winning journalists or astrophysicists who can save the world from alien attacks?
  8. Owning an apartment in New York City. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but apartments in New York are kind of expensive.
    And it would be WAY too expensive for the struggling artist-type characters who always seem to own them.
  9. Sex. Nobody ever needs to fiddle with birth control . . . and when it’s over, nobody ever needs to clean up.

 

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