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A new study says trying to stay off the Internet is as hard as quitting smoking or drinking . . . so, check out the Top Signs You’re Addicted to the Internet.

• –Instead of a mirror to see what you look like, you just Google-image “Internet addict.”
• –You have a Tumblr page that lists Yelp reviews of your own Tweets that you posted on Facebook.
• –You have 5,000 friends on Facebook. And zero friends in real-life.
• –After a frustrating day playing “Angry Birds”, you grab a slingshot and launch your roommate’s parakeet into a brick wall.
• –You’re positive that, unlike every other blog in history, yours isn’t the least bit self-absorbed.
• –Google personally thanks you in its quarterly profit reports.
• –In the past ten seconds you updated your Facebook status from “Blinking” to “Not Blinking” to “Blinking” again.
• –You think all birds are angry.
• –If you have to wait more than 60 seconds in line at the grocery store, you start looking for the “refresh” button.
• –You start every conversation with, “Did you see my status this morning . . . ?”
• –You’ve been in a committed relationship for two years . . . with someone you’ve never met.
• –Last season at your son’s soccer practice, you unfriended three of the other moms.
• –The wall of your bedroom is covered with a Mark Zuckerberg Fathead.
• –You have the world’s last remaining MySpace account.
• –You Tweet your mom when you’re ready for her to bring dinner down to the basement.
• –Your wife and kids have staged an intervention . . . via Skype.
• –You can’t leave a bar without having one status update for the road.
• –You’ve convinced yourself the key to fame and fortune is posting videos of your buddy getting hit in the nuts with a nine-iron.