This bitch just refuses to settle down, doesn’t he?

A-Rod has dumped his girlfriend of two seconds, Elaine Spottswood, for being “too clingy”!

Déjà vu!

Friends close to the male ho say he and Elaine would spend time together at the gym every day, but told buds Elaine was getting too close, so, of course, “he had to end it with her.”

Commitment-phobe!

Don’t U agree????

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

The inspiration behind You’re So Vain is still a mystery!

Upon hearing the entire world had “figured out” that the 1971 hit was about label boss David Geffen, Carly Simon couldn’t keep quiet!

“What a riot! Nothing to do with David Geffen! What a funny mistake! Someone got a clue mistaken for another mistake!” says Carly.

Damn!

Do we have to wait another 30 years to guess again??

[Image via WENN.]

We’re not surprised!

Robert Kardashian was spotted getting a haircut, shave and enjoying some general facial pampering while stopping in at his fancy schmancy barber in West Hollywood.

Gotta look good for, eh, the reality show! Ha!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Rihanna‘s latest video for “Rude Boy” looked an awful lot like M.I.A.‘s “Boyz” music video, but apparently Rihanna’s director Melina Matsoukas didn’t think about the obvious comparisons while shooting the vid.

She explains:

“I mean, you know that the video lends from a lot of Rasta culture and ’80s Atari vibe and that’s what we went with too. And then afterward I was like, ‘Oh, this sucks. They tore down my video.’ And her video’s great too.

“It definitely wasn’t trying to rip anybody off at all — it was just our approach and the animation stuff, it had a similar vibe. We’ve seen that before with Grace Jones and Andy Warhol, so I don’t know if anybody can lay claim to anything. We’re all inspired by similar elements and it came together in that way.”

That’s what everyone says when they’re called out on their blatant copying “inspiration.”

We wonder what M.I.A. has to say about it?

What do U think?

POISON singer BRET MICHAELS has released a new song called “Nothing to Lose”, which features MILEY CYRUS on back-up vocals.  Seriously.

If that isn’t bizarre enough, there’s also some “controversy” about the content of the song, which is a little risqué.  Not for Bret unless he’s singing with a 17-year-old, which is how old Miley is.

They share the lines:  Quote, “Won’t you fall down on me / So close I can feel you breathe / Tonight in the darkness with nothing to lose / If the truth is all we can see / If I fall for you, could you fall for me?

“Yeah we both know better than this, still we can’t resist . . . slowly get undressed.”