Meet 49-year-old Mary Strey of Granton, Wisconsin (–in the central part of the state, about 50 miles east of Eau Claire).

–On Saturday night, Mary was driving home after a night of Halloween bar-hopping, when she called 911 to report a drunk driver on the road.

–But when the dispatcher asked Mary if she was following the drunk driver, she answered, quote, “No, I am them.”

–That’s right . . . Mary called 911 to report HERSELF for drunk driving. (!!!)

–Anyway, the dispatcher asked Mary to pull over, and she did. A few minutes later, a cop showed up and gave Mary a sobriety test, which she failed miserably. She was arrested and charged with drunk driving.